Saturday, November 13, 2010

David (stomping down the stairs after an argument with his sister): I really wasn't wishing for a sister when I came to life. I was wishing for a brother. And now I'm wishing for nobody!!

Elisabeth: If I hit someone in the head with a walking stick, what will happen?

David (looking at me sitting in the arm chair): NOBODY sits in the King's chair!

Elisabeth: Well, what if I hit Grandma in the head with a walking stick. What will happen then?